I am Dave, founder and Captain of this odd bunch. After winning four Tours de Anus, I retired from pro drunkcycling, to focus on blowing up churches, and defeating the useless institution of religion on all levels. Luckily enough, I found enough likeminded nutbags to assist in my quest. Subsequent to the death of God himself, we will eradicate the world of SUV's, and then Mickey Mouse, which both should prove to be daunting tasks.

I was hatched from space rock, and my blood is green, like Spock's. I'm a Gemini, I enjoy long moonlit walks, romantic dinners, and eviscerating cats. I like to say the word "Fuck" and if provoked, I will pop and lock like the greatest of breakdancers. Go Fuck Yourself!